Humorous Quotes - Jay Leno

"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh, it's as simple as that."


"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances."

~Jay Leno

Quotes - Learning to Treat Yourself Well

“The more you extend kindness to yourself, the more it will become your automatic response to others.”

~Dr. Wayne Dyer



“If you had a friend that talked to you the way you sometimes talk to yourself, would you continue to hang around that person?”   ~ Jan Bolick