Humorous Quotes - Jay Leno

"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh, it's as simple as that."


"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances."

~Jay Leno